The Worst of The Oscars:
Do I need to even bring up Angelina Jolie? As if I needed another reason to hate her, her weirdly-protruding leg is almost more famous than she is.
Sandra is like the polar opposite of Angelina- i.e. NOT husband stealing, but I’m sorry to say on the red carpet they both shared the misfortune of being some of the worst-dressed. Sandra’s dress looks more like a two-toned Snuggie than a high-couture dress, and the gold accents aren’t really working for me.
Gwenyth Paltrow managed to pull off white pretty well, though I’m not really sure what’s going on with that cape.
Rooney Mara looked ethereal wearing white-in a creepy, ghost-like way
Michelle Williams: It’s almost passe to put her on this list, as there’s almost no dispute that she looked simultaneous gorgeous and adorable in this coral dress. Stacy Keibler- My life will be complete if I ever find a dress that fits me this well. (Though I doubt that will ever happen considering 95% of my dresses are $15 purchases from Forever21.)
Fergie…Girl, I don’t care if you had the time of your life and you owe it all to this dress, orange lace shouldn’t even be in existence, especially when it’s completely transparent and paired with black underwear, creating the illusion of a Salvador Dali tiger, or something.
Gaga looked fairly tame for, well being Gaga,(except for that whole face-lace thing) but no worries, Nicki Minaj wasn’t letting the shock factor slide.
Amber Rose clearly chose to dress up as a canary this year.
Move over Beyonce, there’s a new Destiny’s Child, Kelly Rowlands, working the red carpet.