Frozen Purple Cow
HOLY COW! It's the last episode of the semester. We've been through a lot from mic issues to more mic issues to songs not playing correctly, but it has shaped up into a great experience these last few weeks. Today is a day to party. Yes, as you're milking your cow, I bet you'll kick over your stool and break into spontaneous hip gyrations, octupus-arm waving, and head bobb...
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Listen up. It's cow time. This broadcast = Monday. Slopeday = Friday. That's right. We are counting down the days (although I bet some of you have been counting down since spring break... yeah, I see you nodding your head) which spurred the theme of "day" in the title except for Nicki Minaj's smash (I had to squeeze in some female rap and plus the song is off her album Pin...
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What up Homeslices? This week's show is dedicated to America's oldest teenager, Richard Wagstaff Clark aka. Dick Clark. Born in Bronxville, NY, he hosted American television's longest-running variety show "American Bandstand" from 1957 to 1987 and "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve" on ABC since 1975. This past Wednesday, he died of a heart attack at 82. Therefore, this ...
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Welcome y'all! I'm sure you're about ready to grab your Frozen PURPLE cow drank and crank up this week's tunes. But hold on a sec! Look down at the shirt you're wearing. Is it black or gray? If so, you must change into something more colorful. Now don't give the excuse that in the milking barn, only your cows will see you or that in the crop fields, only the eyes of the po...
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Speak up cowgirls & farmboys! Cows speak moo lingo, but what are they really saying? Have you ever heard that soft moo beginning in their fourth stomach and eventually reaching their throats? I think this might translate to wanting a more fortified silage mix of corn & alfalfa. What about that short but loud moo? I think that's an expression of annoyance. What ab...
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Sup homefry? Did you look outside your window this morning? I bet you noticed all the Beagles, Chow-chows, and long-haired felines raining down on your fields of corn. As the French would say, deja vu, because this has happened the entire week. To express my frustration, I picked songs that focused on the weather as a plea to the rain gods to STOP THIS MADNESS. Please make...
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Howdy. Howdy. Howdy. Who's ready for a ho-down? or is a shindig serving hot dogs and hamburgers more up your dirt path? or is a picnic on the engineering quad with tasty finger sandwiches more suitable? or do you prefer to eat at a grease-lickin' joint with neon signs? or would you rather hold a soiree and come dressed in your silk dress? or I bet you would like to hold a ...
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Hello! I WANT you to blender-up your Frozen Purple Cow right away because your cows WANT to listen to some tunes while they are chewing their cud and we can't keep them waiting, which is something you don't WANT because the moos will begin softly but then will swell into a massive rumble which your neighbors don't WANT because they are taking an afternoon snooze which I'm ...
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Hey there folks, have you herd the moos? Did you know that this is the second episode of the semester? Have you got your radio ready? Have you got your 16 oz. frozen purple cow beverage sittin' beside your plate of gooey, chocolate chip cookies perched on the wooden picnic table? Did you forget to bring out the napkins because this fo' sho' is goin' to be a messy snack? If...
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Hello! 2/20/2012 was the debut of FPC for this spring semester. Due to unforeseen difficulties involving a new hard-drive, no actual recording was made. However, the entire broadcast was not lost. If you were listening to the on-air broadcast, I interviewed Sherman (who has a baseball show which follows mine) and tested his humorous capacity as related to cows. This semest...
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