Frozen Purple Cow

Frozen Purple Cow: Episode 10: Don’t Cry over Spilled Milk  

by 1 month ago

Today is a sad day. Don’t worry– no one died or was run over by a John Deere– but it’s the last episode until next semester. That’s right. FPC is taking a two month hiatus, but that doesn’t mean you have to stop enjoying the precious, perfect, pedal-pushin’, party-hoppin’, purple drank. You can still slurp it down while doing other activities, like reading the Farmer’s Almanac or watching the tractor-tipping scene in “Cars.” I bet you are sitting there on your wooden rocking chair straight from the mail-order blubbering like a big baby in overalls. What are you going to entertain your cows with? The radio? Your own singing that’s not even fit for the shower? Your brother’s? Here’s a thought- how ’bout reruns of FPC? Alas, this is goodbye, but not forever. Thanks for being such a great audience for the first semester. Listen next year as the cows get even fatter, produce even creamier milk, and continue to predict when it will rain. Now show me your best bottom-toothed smile.

Keep Slurpin’ Suckas!

Playlist:

Moves like Jagger- Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera

Rise Up- Diane Birch

Save Tonight- Eagle Eyed Cherry

Warwick Avenue- Duffy

The Black Pearl- Pirates of the Caribbean

Blue Jeans- Jesse James

Say Hey I Love You- Micheal Franti

 

 

 

Frozen Purple Cow

Frozen Purple Cow: Episode 9: Holy Cow, Go eat a Turkey  

by 2 months ago

Yo, this Thursday is Thanksgiving- probably a bull’s favorite holiday because it is no longer the focus of dinner. Now, the turkeys will turn heads, and the farmers will give one more last ditch effort to fatten them to perfection. Actually, it’s probably too late as they are already shipped, chopped, frozen, and traveling to your nearest grocery store unless you are into local food and on the day of, travel to the farm and get a bird straight off the chopping block. Every Thanksgiving, I watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. Maybe someday they will get the idea of having a cow parade. Think of all the mooing and distractions. Anyway, pandemonium would likely ensue. Maybe it would be easier to stay at home, kick up those boots and listen to this week’s installment of FPC. Enjoy! (as mocha boy says…) these one-word titled songs.

Keep Slurpin’ Suckas!

Playlist:

  1. Crush, David Archuleta
  2. Crawl, Chris Brown
  3. Heartless, Kris Allen
  4. Holiday, Hilary Duff
  5. Complicated, Avril Lavigne
  6. Human, Darren Criss
  7. Fireflies, Owl City
  8. Here- HelloGoodbye
  9. Truth- Alexander
  10. Cheated- Mike Posner
  11. Together- Avril Lavigne

 

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Frozen Purple Cow: Episode 8: Have You Herd This One?  

by 2 months ago

Is your yellow cheese hat squished onto your head of golden braids that dangle down your red plaid shirt which is tucked into your blue jeans held up by your golden belt buckle that make your legs looked sexy tucked into your brown leather cowboy boots caked with dirt from your corn field? If you answered yes, then by golly, you sound ready for the next episode of FPC! If you ever feel lonely listening to these songs, then just take your laptop out to your cow barn and play these hay-rollin’ tunes to your herd. The rumor is that heifers, bulls, and cows all enjoy these tunes and even express their moo’s of approval (or maybe that was because they got an extra serving of oats, corn, and grass). Anyway, the rate of milk production increased by twenty gallons for the Holsteins, so I’m just giving you an idea… Here we go. Also, note that due to technical difficulties, the show only ran for 30 minutes this week.

Keep Slurpin’ Suckas!

Playlist:

  1. Funkytown- Alvin and the Chipmunks
  2. Bouncing off the Ceiling- ATeens
  3. Stuttering- FeFe Dobson
  4. Battlefield- Jordin Sparks
  5. Just the Way You Are- Bruno Mars
  6. Love Story- Katharine McPhee
  7. A Bay Bay- Hurricane Chris
  8. Replay- Iyaz
  9. Hollaback Girl- Gwen Stefani
  10. Makes Me Wonder- Maroon 5
  11. Right Round- Flo Rida

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Frozen Purple Cow: Episode 7: Mooving on up to the Clouds  

by 2 months ago

Hello. I don’t mean to begin on a somber note, but this week’s show is dedicated to my Grandma who passed away the Sunday before this broadcast. She was a true farm girl, growing up with four siblings (if I remember correctly) on a farm in Wisconsin during the Depression. I interviewed her in eighth grade about her experiences, and luckily, have them down on paper. At this point, they escape my memory, but I can still recall her in a black-and-white photograph standing beside an old truck with wooden railings in front of her farmhouse. She was a tough and hardy farm girl even during the later years of her life. It seemed like she could survive through every medical issue, but not this time. So this week, we send her off to be reunited with Ma and Pa with calming songs by Michelle Branch and the Goo-Goo Dolls.

Keep slurpin’, suckas.

Playlist:

  1. Everywhere- MB
  2. Sooner or Later- MB
  3. Goodbye to You- MB
  4. All U Wanted- MB
  5. Set Me Free- MB
  6. Sympathy- GGD
  7. Iris- GGD
  8. Black Balloon- GGD
  9. Name- GGD
  10. Slide- GGD
  11. Let Love In- GGD

The Fifth Dimension

November 21, 2011  

by 2 months ago

Hello Everyone,
I hope you all enjoyed our lovely themes for the past few weeks. Unfortunately our creativity came to an end so this week we decided to go back to playing whatever we’re currently listening too. Wonder if you can tell who picked which songs?
Anyway, here’s today’s playlist:

Alex Winston – Velvet Elvis (RAC Remix)
The Black Keys – Tighten Up
Chromeo – Don’t Turn the Lights On
Casiokids – Fot I Hose
Surfer Blood – Miranda
Wild Ones – Need it all
Penguin Prison – Don’t Fuck with my Money
Pretty Lights – Finally Moving
Bombay Bicycle Club – Shuffle
Two Door Cinema Club – Something Good Can Work (The Twelves Remix)
Is Tropical – The Greeks
September – Cry For You
Fort Lean – Perfect
Childish Gambino – Heartbeat
Milo Greene – 1957
Airship – Algebra

Hope you all enjoyed this stuff. The past few weeks have been pretty painful/busy but things are finally looking better. And on Saturday I drew a really cool doodle and I’ve been telling everyone I know like a zillion times.
With that being said, get outta here and go enjoy Thanksgiving with your families. Just in case you’re not excited enough, here’s a picture of my younger sister Christa’s plate from last year’s Thanksgiving.

Yes she did eat all that…and probably more.

Enjoy your break and be sure to tune in next week for THE LAST SHOW OF THE SEMESTER!!!

L!sten

(11.12.2011) INTRODUCIN’….DJ DECKSTREAM – “MUSIC CASTLE 2″ & THEWZ – “LISTENER’S DIGEST”  

by 2 months ago

Playlist, More Info. Please check www.facebook.com/LiSTEN.slope.media

- No story this week…AGAIN!! So this week, DJ Joon aka SouL’CESSION brought a few songs from one of his favorite albums by DJ Deckstream & Thewz!! We also played songs by re:plus, Rhema Soul, and Awon, so make sure you check their music out too!! ENJOY!!!

L!sten

(11.05.2011) THAX 4 TUNIN’ IN AGAIN & LISTEN TO THE STORY OF DJ JOON aka SOUL’CESSION!!  

by 3 months ago

Playlist, More Info. Please check www.facebook.com/LiSTEN.slope.media

- No story this week!! So DJ Joon aka SouL’CESSION shared something of his own!! We went a little over an hour, so the last song was not recorded fully…but you can always look at the playlist on our facebook page and listen to it!!

Frozen Purple Cow

Frozen Purple Cow: Episode 5: Drink 5 Glasses a Day  

by 3 months ago

Good Evening, fellow Cow aficiondos! I know what you’re thinking- you’ve never heard that mantra about 5 glasses before. Well, I will explain. You eat three square meals a day which obviously includes a full glass of milk (we don’t discriminate- as long as you’re supporting our cows, we’re happy but we strongly urge 1% for the creamy-but-not-too-heavy flavor). Then you will probably get hungry mid-morning, eat a snack and drink a glass of milk. Then, come 3 o’clock, you will get hungry again, and this will lead to a trip to the frig and another glass of milk consumed. And voila! Five glasses a day. Not too hard, right? If you’re feeling really gutsy and for all you overachievers out there, a sixth glass can be consumed before bedtime to calm your nerves. Who needs camomile tea- water with the flavor of leaves- when you can enjoy a bone-fortifying, creamy textured drink called M.I.L.K.?

While you’re contemplating that, you can listen to this week’s broadcast of tunes. Also, I just realized I messed up the mike. Oops.

Keep slurpin’ suckas!

Playlist:

  1. Friday, I’ll Be Over You- Allison Iraheta
  2. I Don’t Wanna Dance- Hey Monday
  3. I’m Just Here for the Music- Paula Abdul
  4. Masquerade- Ashley Tisdale
  5. Rehab- Amy Winehouse
  6. Beautiful- Akon
  7. Break Anotha- Blake Lewis
  8. Run- Benton Paul
  9. A Thousand Miles- Vanessa Carlton
  10. Breaking Pavements- Adele
  11. Orinoco Flow- Celtic Women

 

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Frozen Purple Cow- Episode 6: Wake up at 6AM to Milk ‘Em  

by 3 months ago

Yo. I’m so tired. These past few weeks have been really busy. When you’re not studying for heat & mass transfer prelims, you’re doing problem sets about a shell-and-8-tube pass heat exchanger forcing you to stay at Olin Library until 2 AM or doing the thermodynamics questions about fugacity which guest Professor Tester introduced two weeks ago in a dry-as-dry-mud lecture that Prof Hanrath completely ignored until yesterday… Sounds like another week to pull out the comfy plaid shirt and make myself not one, but two HUGE frozen purple cows to cheer me up, and don’t forget the added shots of caffeine. Boy, ya gotta love college. By the way, the recording computer wasn’t working correctly, so no tangible record of this broadcast was made. Sucks because I played some good tunes. Maybe they will make an appearance when I play Kool Kat’s Ultimate Playlist at the end of the semester…

Playlist:

  1. Rude Boy- Rihanna
  2. Put Your Records On- Corinne Bailey Rae
  3. Stacey’s Mom- Fountains of Wayne
  4. All the Above- Maino
  5. Fix You- Coldplay
  6. Red High Heels- Kellie Pickler
  7. Do it Well- J Lo
  8. Geek in the Pink- Jason Mraz
  9. Whatever it Takes- Lifehouse
  10. Banana Pancakes- Jack Johnson
  11. Hold On- KT Tunstall

Keep Slurpin’ Suckas!

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Battle of the Acappella!  

by 3 months ago