Frozen Purple Cow
Episode 7: Frozen Purple Cow: Sky is Blue, Grass is Green
April 26, 2012 —
Welcome y’all! I’m sure you’re about ready to grab your Frozen PURPLE cow drank and crank up this week’s tunes. But hold on a sec! Look down at the shirt you’re wearing. Is it black or gray? If so, you must change into something more colorful. Now don’t give the excuse that in the milking barn, only your cows will see you or that in the crop fields, only the eyes of the potatoes will notice your drabness or that you’re colorblind so it really doesn’t matter. You can never have enough color! Now look down at your pants. Are they your typical BLUE jeans? That folks is understandable because only the French have gotten into the fashion of wearing pants spanning every color of the rainbow (’tis true as I spent half of last summer in Paris). Hmmm… keep looking down to your socks. There’s no excuse to be wearing bland white. 1 buck cottons can be bought at Target and despite their low cost, can get quite fancy with stripes and argyle patterns. I’m assuming your shoes are caked with dirt and I won’t question you about your undergarments… In short, life is more exciting in COLOR! (especially cookie monster blue)
Keep Slurpin’ Suckas!
Playlist:
- Blue Skies Again, Jessica Lea Mayfield
- Helplessness Blues, Fleet Foxes
- Jimmy Olsen’s Blues, Spin Doctors
- White Houses, Vanessa Carlton
- Blue Skies, Diana Degarmo
- Singing the Blues, Randy Travis
- White Bird, KT Tunstall
- Blue Jeans, Jesse James
- Shades of Blue, Nick Lachey
- Blue Eyes, MIKA
- Liquor Store Blues, Bruno Mars
- Bluebird, Sara Barielles