SEASON 4/EPISODE 2:

It’s the 11th week of classes. There are less than two months until graduation, and like convicts counting the days down to parole, Laura and Grace watch the time creep by until they bid adieu to the slope and it’s seemingly interminable greyness (however, a lot less eagerly).

PLAYLIST:

1. Clawing Out at the Walls- Dominant Legs
2. I Can’t Get Away- Stardeath and the White Dwarfs
3. The Waiting Song- Hurricane Bells
4. When Will I See You Again- Lord Huron
5. Forget Me Not- Glass Vaults
6. KnockOut (feat. Nicki Minaj)- Lil’ Wayne
7. Harold T. Wilkins, or How to Wait for a Very Long Time- Fanfarlo
8. You Should Close the Door – Craft Spells
9. Shake the Shackles- Crystal Stilts
10. Symmetry of Empty Space- Silje Nes
11. Where I’m Going- Cut Copy

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Season 4/Episode 1:

JAILBAIT’S FINAL SEASON PREMIERE!

There is probably something you should know about Hotelie Senior/Fashion Plate/Jailbait DJ #2….when she gets a little tips, her lips get a little loose and the hot air that comes out is exactly that, hot air. But she’s not the only one…

The book jacket above is from a book that was given to Laura in the first grade by her guidance counselor when it was believed that she had a nasty habit of compulsive lying. Apparently, they did not understand that she was merely a highly imaginative and creative young thinker who had a habit of creating her own reality and her life was one continuous game of make-believe. But whatever, genius is always met with resistance by public institutions.

1. False Advertising- Bright Eyes
2. Tell the Truth- Ray Charles
3. Love the Way You Lie- Eminem ft. Rihanna
4. Glowing Mouth- Milagres
5. Death (Crystal Castles remix)- White Lies
6. Fables- The Dodos
7. Liar- Dragonette
8. Cheated Hearts- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
9. Mouthful of Diamonds- Phantogram
10. I Follow Rivers- Lykke Li
11. Lies- Nancy Sinatra
12. Lies- Peter Bjorn and John

Season 3/Episode 5:

Halloween has come and gone, and just like every other year we’re shocked that there weren’t any accidental arrests for prostitution, considering that all across campus girls were certainly dressing (…and acting) the part.

This amazement combined with the fact that Laura’s favorite artist came out with a song frequently dropping the “pro” bomb lead us to tonight’s theme!

So tune into a playlist sure to get you “hooked” (I know I know, sorry).

1. Satan Lend Me a Dollar -Hill of Beans
2. Sour Cherry – The Kills
3. Candy Shop- Andrew Bird
4. All For You, Sophia – Franz Ferdinand
5. Get Some- Lykke Li
6. Lollipop- Mika
7. Ludi Invalidi (Russian Remix) – t.A.T.u.
8. Every Little Girl – Maria Timm
9. Date with the Night – The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
10. Candy – Frankie Rose and the Outs
11. Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl – Broken Social Scene
12. Run-Away – Super Furry Animals
13. Are You Gonna Be My Girl – Jet
14. Pull My Hair – Bright Eyes
15. The Long List of Girls – The Blow
16. Dirty Love – Division of Laura Lee

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Season 3/Episode 4:

So we hate to say it but sometimes, our anger gets the best of us. We might know rationally that it isn’t REALLY someone’s fault that something happened to us, but we still blame them anyways. We hold them in strict liability.

“YOU HEARD THAT RUMOR ABOUT XYZ BUT YOU DIDN’T STOP IT? YOU DIDN’T SMACK THEM ACROSS THE FACE!? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!”

Yeah, it happens all the time… and it SUCKS to be on the receiving end of that little scenario, so from now on, tune into this little playlist and get your anger out through some aural catharsis.

1. Don’t Look Away-
2. I Don’t Know Man – Hysterics
3. No Time Flat – Kevin Devine
4. Don Gon Do It – The Rapture
5. I Don’t Want to Know (If You Don’t Know Me) – The Donnas
6. Skeletons- Tiny Masters of Today
7. I Knew -Lightning Dust
8. Possibility- Lykke Li
9. Talbert’s Freakout-Austin Segal
10. Mykonos- Fleet Foxes
11. One Evening- Feist
12. Let’s Get Known- The Unicorns
13. He Knows- The Futureheads

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Season 3/Episode 3:

We broke out y’all! As you might have noticed there was no Jailbait last Monday. That’s because Laura and Grace escaped the grey slate walls of the arts quad, busted beyond the confines of Statler Hall and went on their merry way for Fall Break.

In honor of this slight reprieve from the windy and ever-dreary-ing climate of the Slope, they have arranged a playlist of songs dedicated to escape and putt-putt-putting towards greener pastures in Laura’s Honda Civic “The Silver Bullet”.

HAPPY TRAILS, Y’ALL!

1. (Interlude) Bulletproof-La Roux
2. Stillness is the Move -The Dirty Projectors
3. Black Cadillacs- Modest Mouse
4. Collector- Here We Go Magic
5. Let’s Get Out of Here- Les Savy Fav
6. Keep Fallin’- Hot Chip
7. New York City Hotel Blues- Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos
8. I Disappear-The Faint
9. Ready for the World- How to Dress For the World
10. Vanished- Crystal Castles
11. Leaving Trails- Mt St. Helen’s Vietnam
12. You Ride, We Ride, In My Ride – Hot Chip
13. Walkabout (w/Noah Lennox) – Atlas Sound

No Jailbait this week!

See you after break!

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Season 3. Episode 2.

So the semester is heating up, prelim seasons have begun, and if you’re anything like us you’ve probably looked at your syllabus and realized that you somehow have let yourself fallen way behind. (Seriously, how did that happen?)

So, instead of fulfilling that urge to set fire to your textbooks, we have prepared a playlist of HOT HOT music for you to get some of that energy out so you don’t spontaneously combust!

1. Johnny Cash – Ring of Fire
2. Hot Hot Heat –Bandages
3. Wolf People – October Fires
4. Kings of Leon Pistol of Fire
5. Keren Ann – Chelsea Burns
6. The Clash – London’s Burning
7. Franz Ferdinand- This Fire
8. Sean Kingston – Fire Burning
9. The Jimi Hendrix Experience- Fire
10. Kings of Leon – Sex on Fire
11. Paris, Texas – Love You Like An Arsonist
12. U2 – The Unforgettable Fire
13. M.I.A. – Fire, Fire
14. Eminem feat Rihana –Love the Way You Lie
15. Duffy- Smoke Without Fire

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Season 3/Episode 1:

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

And in honor of our dynamic duo’s dastardly descent on this dormant domain we have prepared an hour’s worth of tunes devoted to being sent to the state pen (well, only 3/7ths state pen).

1. Modest Mouse – Shit Luck
2. Lil’ Wayne – A Milli
3. Fruit Bats – Lives of Crime
4. Hot Chip – Keep Fallin’
5. Daft Punk – One More Time
6. Shout Out Louds – The Comeback
7. White Rose Movements – Girls in the Back
8. Air – Caramel Prisoner
9. Matt & Kim – Lessons Learned
10. Etta James – Again
11. Little Boots – Stuck on Repeat (Fake Blood Remix)
12. Tegan & Sara – Back In Your Head
13. Super Furry Animals – Back on a Roll
14. Ray Charles – Tell the Truth (Live)
15. The Strokes – Take It or Leave It

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Season 2/ Episode 7-

Our favorite mistress of mischief and mayhem Beth aka DJ Blue Crush drops by the studio to celebrate her favorite holiday with DJ Nordic Noize.

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Season 2/Episode 6:

Crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hit, feeling good, feeling light, 5 am, summer nights….

This episode is devoted to all substances narcotic, illicit, prescribed, nonprescribed which have often served as muses to the Gods of Rock ‘n Roll.

No we didn’t include Jimmy Hendrix’s Purple Haze or Clapton’s Cocaine…after all this is meant to be a mind widening experience.

Not to mention that with the Flaming Lips Concert around the corner, we’re sure the CUPD Daily Crime Log is going to spike in the number of arrests for  Unlawful Possession of a Controlled Substance.

My cohost on the other hand, is hoping to score something bigger and better :

PLAYLIST:

1. The Moldy Peaches- Who’s Got the Crack
2. Franz Ferdinand- Ulysses
3. Dirt Nasty- 1980
4. Wilco- Venus Stop the Train
5. The Clash- Julie’s In The Drug Squad
6. Elvis Costello- Watching the Detectives
7. Turbo Fruits: Mama’s Mad Cos I Fried my Brain
8. David Bowie – Changes
9. Sia – The Girl You Lost
10. The Velvet Underground & Nico – Heroin
11. John Butler Trio – Used to Get High
12. Nick Drake- The Thoughts Of Mary Jane
13. Brendan Bensono- Flesh and Bone
14. Ray Charles- Tell the Truth
15. Flaming Lips- Vein Of Stars
16. Bright Eyes- Neely O-Hara