The very first thing on Cornell’s famous “Big Red Ambition: 161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do” list is the following item: 1. Make the library into your bedroom and have sex in the stacks. I find it interesting that fucking in the library comes before spending a summer in Ithaca (#31) and taking Intro to [...]

Despite what we see on TV and in the movies, sex is often awkward, messy, and embarrassing. Real people don’t get the luxury of special lighting, scripts, re-takes, or a professional stylist to color-coordinate our bras and panties. Many times, sex in real-life is an improvisational, trial-and-error experiment. With so many variables to work with [...]

Yesterday, at exactly 12:23 p.m., I orgasmed in the middle of my biology class. No noises were made. No heads turned. Nobody gasped, screamed, pointed, or skipped a beat in their frantic attempt to copy intricate definitions from a dated Powerpoint. Instead, my wrinkled, balding professor continued to pontificate on the evolution of Homo sapiens, [...]

The English language is exemplary in its ability to beautifully, perfectly, and wholly capture, in a single word, the essence of an object, person, or act. Even more elegant than this all-encompassing lexicon are the colloquialisms we’ve created to describe seemingly ritual behavior. For example, “grabbing some grub,” or “hitting the sack” are flowery illustrations [...]

Recently, I’ve been sleeping with a man I thought only existed in movies and fairy tales. Let me describe his kind: Besides having the sexual prowess of a lion in heat, these men are the world’s most selfless lovers. They will spend hours eating pussy, and fucking a woman just the way she needs to [...]

There’s something undeniably beautiful and empowering about a one-night-stand (ONS). Besides being an integral part of college life, ONS’s are the impetus behind frat parties, TFLN.com, thirsty Thursdays, and most importantly, my sex blog (KIDDING…sorta). The ONS is undiscriminating, unexpected, and relatively anonymous, which makes it one of the most thrilling past times for men and [...]

In the world of women, there is an unspoken, unwritten law, which exists purely as a precautionary measure against violent, slanderous, or embarrassing events such as gossip, rumors, or cat-fights. This law is more ambiguous than leggings-as-pants (are they fashionable or just an excuse to look semi-naked*?) and as untraceable as regional accents (i.e.;*nekkid vs. [...]

Question: Are there any decent straight men at Cornell? In my two years at school here, I’ve had the most abysmal experiences dating, fucking, and partying with Ivy League men. I’ve been tooted ‘n booted, harassed, stood up, called names, and played hot and cold. You name it, it has probably happened to me or someone [...]

My high school boyfriend Aaron* was a unique sexual creature. For a scrawny white guy, he was surprisingly well-endowed, and despite his quiet demeanor, he had an insatiable sexual appetite. I lost my v-card to him back in the day, so most of my other sexual “firsts” occurred at his hand. One of Aaron’s favorite [...]

Warning: This post contains vulgar and/or offensive commentary related to oral sex. If you are easily offended, excited, nauseated, or turned on please read with caution. It’s currently 9 p.m., which means that someone, somewhere, is having their pussy licked (and it’s not me). There is a 25 percent chance that this person is about [...]