7 Things You May Have Missed During Last Week’s Super Bowl

Author: Emily Tripodi

It’s okay. We know you watched the Super Bowl and “can’t believe Russell Wilson made that pass.” But just in case you, uh, “forgot” about it, were too busy, or watched but didn’t necessarily watch, we have some important recaps for you. The least important being: the Seattle Seahawks lost to the New England Patriots 28-24. And the most important as follows:

 

1. The Budweiser commercial, feat. the cutest puppy, most majestic horse, and hottest owner you’ve ever seen.

If you saw it, you spent the whole time crying and screaming, “GO HOME, LITTLE BUDDY. You deserve to be loved. Wait, I’ll love you. I will. I swear. Come here.”

And if you didn’t see it, you shan’t miss this any longer. Because you actually can’t afford to.

 

2. Katy Perry and Missy Elliott singing “Get Your Freak On” together.

Thank you, Mr. NFL man who made this happen. Thank you.

 

3. The security guard holding Gisele Bundchen back from accepting the trophy with her husband, Tom Brady.

…Which is probably the first time she’s been told no, like, ever.

 

4. On that note: you definitely missed Tom Brady.

Wanted: Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights forever). But he’ll do.

 

5. A chance to watch Kim Kardashian make fun of herself.

The best part, you ask? I’m 99% confident Kim had no idea she was making fun of herself as she walked around promoting T-Mobile with the tagline, “Kim Kardashian: famous person.”

 

6. Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman being a human being.

Arguably the cockiest player in the NFL set aside his pride and congratulated Tom Brady on his Super Bowl victory. Sports fans around the world rejoiced, because this is the equivalent of world peace for them.

 

7. Left Shark.

At some point during the halftime show, around when KP pulled out the big guns for California Girl, there was a dancing shark to her right. And to her left, there was a second shark, looking a lot like the confused and flailing five-year-old who can’t get it together for the ballet recital. Still – offbeat, unsynchronized, and lacking practice, left shark killed the game.

Almost, dude.

You got it. Stick with it. Don’t give up.

Alright, man. You do your thing.

 

Go impress somebody with your new knowledge. Or at least Google Left Shark. He’s the man.

 

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