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Open Mic with Joey & Jimmy

TOP TEN WAYS TO LOOK LIKE A TOOL
  1. (Bleep first) Pop your collar
  2. Elevating (pointing/being too visible)
  3. Accessories (belt buckle, pierced ears, headband, sunglasses at night, necklace)
  4. Wearing a blazer out
  5. Having pictures of how much you drink on facebook
  6. Have a girlfriend who’s more than 2 years younger than you (Broder)
  7. Don’t know how to wear shoes (dunks, high tops w/ tongue out)
  8. Wearing pink
  9. Wearing jerseys (1999)
  10. Excessive matching
    Didn’t make it: Tanning, emo, metro
    That Guy, Frat Guy or Lax Guy:
    -Kid that’s always trying to fight (tweener between Frat and Lax)
    -Obnoxious college fan (That Guy)
    -Monogrammed backpacks with the number (Lax guy)
    -Rolling 20 guys deep to the bars (Lax guy)
    Stories: Blake, Yaw’s entrance, Yaw’s whole week, Kyle, Lord of the Rings, Victor

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