JAILBAIT: 04/06/2011-Incarceration
Posted by on April 6, 2011 (No Comments)
SEASON 4/EPISODE 2: It's the 11th week of classes. There are less than two months until graduation, and like convicts counting the days down to parole, Laura and Grace watch the time creep by until they bid adieu to the slope and it's seemingly interminable greyness (however, a lot less eagerly). PLAYLIST: Clawing Out at the Walls- Dominant Legs I Can’t Get A... Read More
JAILBAIT: 03/30/2011- Perjury
Posted by on March 30, 2011 (No Comments)
Season 4/Episode 1: JAILBAIT'S FINAL SEASON PREMIERE! There is probably something you should know about Hotelie Senior/Fashion Plate/Jailbait DJ #2....when she gets a little tips, her lips get a little loose and the hot air that comes out is exactly that, hot air. But she's not the only one... The book jacket above is from a book that was given to Laura in the... Read More
JAILBAIT: 11/01/2010- Solicitation
Posted by on November 1, 2010 (No Comments)
Season 3/Episode 5: Halloween has come and gone, and just like every other year we're shocked that there weren't any accidental arrests for prostitution, considering that all across campus girls were certainly dressing (...and acting) the part. This amazement combined with the fact that Laura's favorite artist came out with a song frequently dropping the "pro" bo... Read More
JAILBAIT: 10/25/2010-Strict Liability
Posted by on October 25, 2010 (No Comments)
Season 3/Episode 4: So we hate to say it but sometimes, our anger gets the best of us. We might know rationally that it isn't REALLY someone's fault that something happened to us, but we still blame them anyways. We hold them in strict liability. "YOU HEARD THAT RUMOR ABOUT XYZ BUT YOU DIDN'T STOP IT? YOU DIDN'T SMACK THEM ACROSS THE FACE!? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" ... Read More
Jailbait: 10/18/2010-Fugitive of Justice
Posted by on October 18, 2010 (No Comments)
Season 3/Episode 3: We broke out y'all! As you might have noticed there was no Jailbait last Monday. That's because Laura and Grace escaped the grey slate walls of the arts quad, busted beyond the confines of Statler Hall and went on their merry way for Fall Break. In honor of this slight reprieve from the windy and ever-dreary-ing climate of the Slope, they have... Read More
JAILBAIT- 09.27.2010 – Arson
Posted by on September 28, 2010 (No Comments)
Season 3. Episode 2. So the semester is heating up, prelim seasons have begun, and if you're anything like us you've probably looked at your syllabus and realized that you somehow have let yourself fallen way behind. (Seriously, how did that happen?) So, instead of fulfilling that urge to set fire to your textbooks, we have prepared a playlist of HOT HOT music for yo... Read More
JAILBAIT: 9/20/2010 – Recidivism
Posted by on September 20, 2010 (No Comments)
Season 3/Episode 1: THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN! And in honor of our dynamic duo's dastardly descent on this dormant domain we have prepared an hour's worth of tunes devoted to being sent to the state pen (well, only 3/7ths state pen). Modest Mouse - Shit Luck Lil' Wayne - A Milli Fruit Bats - Lives of Crime Hot Chip - Keep Fallin' Daft Punk - One More... Read More
JAILBAIT: 4/13/2010 – Possession
Posted by on April 13, 2010 (No Comments)
Season 2/Episode 6: Crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hit, feeling good, feeling light, 5 am, summer nights.... This episode is devoted to all substances narcotic, illicit, prescribed, nonprescribed which have often served as muses to the Gods of Rock 'n Roll. No we didn't include Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze or Clapton's Cocaine...after all this is meant... Read More
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